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Attn: All Solopreneurs

"FINNALY, a specialist that will simplify my marketing goal and help me to launch, scale, and manage my business!"

From The Desk Of: Machello Sciortino

Date: Friday, June 23, 2023

Subject: Let's Plant A Money Tree For Your Business Through Sales Funnels With Your Certified Funnel Builder, Chello!

Dear Friend,

Have you ever thought...

"I have a legal business, an awesome logo, a cool website, and cool products/ service to sell!"

You launch and maybe a handful of friends and family purchased what you have to offer...

But then the hype crashes...

I know this little bump in the road too well!

"How am I, a determined solopreneur, with passion, drive, and persistence, but no sales/marketing strategy... ever going to make the kind of money that they say is possible?"

My name is Marchello Sciortino, and I am a certified funnel builder and sales funnel specialist with a funnel marketing agency called Funnel Crackers...

Yes, I'm that guy making a goofy face next to the simple "Cracker Funnel Recipe" - the exact recipe used to grow awesome profiting cracker trees...

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But what a lot of people don't know, is that every day I find joy and purpose in going above and beyond to serve my people, help them plant there own money tree (build funnels), and 😂 bring simplified comical relief to overwhelming "marketing jazz"...on a mission to turn their dreams into a reality...

Many make it...as you can see from the videos and pictures...

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But many more, don't. And that fact drives me crazy...

What if instead of just building your money bearing cracker tree, I gave you a ridiculously easy guide to becoming an amazing "Cracker Tree" nurturer...

"WOW!!" -> (an outstanding sense of ecstasy.)

"I know have an actual money tree, an amazing funnel system built by a certified funnel builder...

Awesome pages designed to convert. Packed full of marketing strategy and tactics to drive sales, readers, emotions, and deeply engaged followers (a community!)

You're going to launch asap -> let's gooo!!! You know you're ready, no doubt it will take a little maintenance, but hey with a "Money Tree" built, THEY WILL COME!

Ahh... you just hit a 🧱 wall. Once planted you must consistently nurture your tree. (Awesome, the cracker is baked, now is time to add a little flavor and fill your serving tray!)

That's were the grind comes into play, please leave this opportunity if you think this solopreneur game will be easy when your system is polished...

Positive nourishment takes an insane amount of dedication!


I Want You To Know Not Only What To Do With Your New "Cracker Funnel Recipe", but EXACTLY how to nurture and manage your money producing cracker tree...

We have easy to follow step by step guides walking you through the entire business process!

And on top of that, if we get the chance to work together I will overdeliver during our first introductory call! Providing true answers to your burning questions.

And, and... I offer a membership where you will have weekly live lessons and monthly 1-on-1 calls covering your progress.

I Will Help You Nourish And Manage!

If determination, drive, and dedication were enough to make our dreams come true... goals would be a lot easier to accomplish.

"What do you mean by saying that? Just build me a sales funnel."

Motivation is great, but ACTION is key...

...without action - nourishment and management doesn't exist. And I can't stress enough about how important these movers are!

Kind of like knowing that buried treasure (possibly riches beyond your wildest dreams) is just 5 feet below where you stand, but you don't get a shovel and dig!

Haha yeah, a profitable opportunity can be looked at in a number of exciting ways...

And motivation puts us on a high level in the moment, but what happens later...

Procrastination and fear creeps in... soon you forget that buried treasure is just 5 feet below. Without investing in a shovel, taking the time to actually dig, and maintaining your water intake, snack (cracker) breaks, and energy levels. The potential fortune becomes lost.

Now mind you, it's not soft soil - rather stone, and hard clay, fixed with rebar and concrete. And the buried treasure is enclosed in a thick solid steal dome...

But just imagine an expert comes to you and says, "I have plotted the exact path and listed the exact tools necessary to uncover your treasure, I only say this because I've found mine and I'm here to help you find yours too."

As amazing as it might sound, once I followed the "Cracker Funnel Recipe" I saw what I needed to do to get to that buried treasure and I'm here to share this with you, that's if you follow the recipe to a T; it's time to plant your money tree!

If you are serious about planting and reaping the rewards of your very own money tree...

No Need To Fear,
Your Certified Funnel Builder Is Here!

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At first I planned on keeping this to myself...

But because of what I know this is worth, designing profitable systems for others and  keeping them engaged with step-by-step know how...

I knew that if I created a service to plant a money tree to reach new heights and make dreams come true, the people who needed it the MOST, wouldn’t be able to afford it.

"Alright, I know what I must do!"

I Chose The Latter!

Let me build and hand you the keys to your actual money tree.

I know, you're probably thinking, "all that is great, but I don't need a funnel or a guide (even if he knows the EXACT way to successfully launch and scale my business.)"

But what if you gave this a shot and in just twelve months you're business has grown to where you imagine it to be five years from now...

Would hiring us to implement the "Cracker Funnel Recipe" to save you 4 years of trial, error, and agony be worth it?

What then?

How about this, All tactics, guides, and strategies we discuss are totally FREE!😲

So, sign up and fill out the short application... this will allow me to know where to contact you and what your exact needs are...

And if we are a good fit...

I look forward to talking to you on our first introductory call!



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